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An Interview with SatanREPORTER: Heeeeello, good folks! I’m a random, nameless reporter who’ll host your       in-depth and personal interview with our Lord and Master Satan until he vaporizes me. Er…I mean, until your program of The Top Ten Thousand Ways to Worship Satan comes back on. Yeeep.  Good evening, my Lord. Nice to have you here.  
 
SATAN: Hi. If I said it was nice to be here, that would be a horrible lie, too sinful even for me.  
 
REPORTER: ……okaaay. So, my Lord, when you’re not being the evil overlord of our terrif- [glances at teleprompter] -er, I mean, the kind ruler of our magnificent lan An Interview with Satan
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The QuestionWhat is Hell? Have you ever stopped, pausing time just for a moment, to ponder this question? Take a moment…step out of your life and survey everything you’ve always believed in. And I’ll ask again…what is Hell?  
 
Oh, I’m well aware that the reader is most likely thinking, “What the Hell has this person been smoking?!” I’m not preaching, not lecturing, not criticizing. I'm just asking. And I assure you, I’m not a hippie and I haven’t been smoking anything. I’m simply asking. Answer just this one question. Could you gaze into the void and see Hell? Oh, not literally, perhaps. It seems doubtful that Hell is really a fiery inferno wi The Question
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Torture in HellThe cries of the damned  
Resound, reverberating,  
Through the cavernous abyss.  Tortured souls screaming,  Tributaries of bitter grief  Flowing off faces,  Merging into the river named Despair.  Voices clamor, pleading for mercy.  The king of this fearsome place  Hears not his people’s laments.  For he is occupied, listening  To “I’m Too Sexy for My Shirt”…  The evil overlord of Hell swings his hips  
And warbles along,  
Causing his people to cower  
In tortured agony. Torture in Hell
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:blahblah: Hi people!

Wed Jul 27, 2005, 1:26 PM
Hello to anyone reading this! If you are, I salute you and so does my posse of pickle kissing warthogs. Well, I just wanted to say hi....email me if you like, I'd appreciate it and try to answer (unless, of course, I'm being devoured by mutant gummybears). NO! my pickle kissing warthogs have run out of pickles to kiss! I must get mo- Oh hello neon pink walrus! How are y- no! you can't take me back to the crazy house! NOOO-! :abduction:

*ahem*

Thank you, but my sanity is intact. I think.
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  • Current Residence: Somewhere in a galaxy far, far, away...or Florida...*shrug*
  • Interests: Hm...reading, writing, obsessing over school (sadly)..let's see...well, I do enjoy breathing...
  • Favourite movie: uh...*drool*
  • Favourite poet or writer: Milan Kundera, Pablo Neruda, Robert Frost, JK Rowling, Orson Scott Card, Ralph Ellison
  • Operating System: that...er...pointy thing...ah yes, a scalpel...and that shiny thing...
  • Shell of choice: Mutant Teenage Ninja Turtle shell. They also make good turtle soup, y'know.
  • Favourite game: Sims 2...Runescape...
  • Favourite cartoon character: Dori, Sulley, Kronk, Woody
  • Personal Quote: Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

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~BasslineRaver Oct 17, 2005, 5:19:51 PM
:poke:

O.o

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTAAAAAAACK OF TEH POKEY PEOPLE!!

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"If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby." - Carlos Mencia

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~aequitas702 Oct 20, 2005, 12:45:43 PM
:fork: :fork: :fork: :fork: :fork: :fork: :fork: :fork: :fork: :fork: :fork: :fork: :fork: :fork: :fork: :fork: :fork: :fork: :fork: :fork: :fork: :fork: :fork:

MWAHAHAH- *choke* -AHAHAHAHA!

Well, I'm off to write an essay on cod. IT'S A FLIPPIN' FISH. Almost done though...:woot:....may die of boredom...you're invited to my funeral.
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~BasslineRaver Oct 4, 2005, 5:56:24 PM
You are so cool with INSANITY ON A SHOE.

i mean... Cheetoes. -nods- Cheetoes.

You don't mind me watching you... IN THAT NON STALKER WAY.. RighT?

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"If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby." - Carlos Mencia

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~aequitas702 Oct 5, 2005, 2:13:56 PM
Insanity on a shoe...I don't even want to know where that came from...WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING, AND WHERE CAN I GET SOME?
(j/k)

But...do you mean cheetoes on a shoe, or insanity on cheetoes? I could go for that....:drool: All hail the 5-second rule. But anywho, I'm really glad you're watching me...IN THAT NON STALKER WAY...thanks! :hug:
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~BasslineRaver Oct 5, 2005, 2:26:59 PM
I HAVE BEEN SMOKING IMAGINARY POT AND YOU CAN GET SOME IN YOUR IMAGINATION!! -draws rainbow in air-

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:D Rock rock on.

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"If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby." - Carlos Mencia

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~aequitas702 Oct 5, 2005, 3:42:00 PM
Uh-huh...*gets up and backs away slowly toward the door* :sprint:

TWENTY MINUTES LATER....

*comes back with goofy expression on face* The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round, the wheels on the bus go round and round...
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=Spamuel Oct 1, 2005, 5:24:15 AM
thanks for visiting my page! :D XD

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The Moving Finger writes, and, having writ,
Moves on; nor all your Piety nor Wit
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all your Tears blot out a Word of it.
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~blastedgoose Aug 3, 2005, 11:11:20 PM
thanks for the :+fav:!

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~Inuibuki Aug 3, 2005, 9:16:29 AM
Thanks for the fav and welcome! :wave:

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Nothing comes as easy as a dream...
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